A couple walk into a bar and start talking to a bloke.
The husband goes to the bog so the bloke lells the woman......" I'd love to rip your thong off, turn you upside down and fill your crack with guiness, then you'd sit on my face and i'd drink the lot "...
The woman replies in discust," What you just said is absolutely out of order " and starts to weep.
Husband returns from the bog and sees his tart sobbing, and asks whats wrong. She tells him that the fella would " love to rip my thong off, turn me upside down, fill my crack with guiness then hed sup it all when i'm sat on his face"
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The husband says " well lets drink up and leave then "....so his wife asks him.. " well aren't you gonna go and sort him out ? ".......
Husband turns round and says.......
" if he can drink 20 pints, I aint going near him ".
