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2PAC
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« on: July 25, 2005, 09:05:38 PM »

So come on tell us all your best excuse for spending time with ya motor and not ya woman.

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« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 09:09:08 PM »

if i fix the carlton then we dont have to go anywhere in the crapy punto i hate hate hate hate hate that italian piece of shite shite shite shite  Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
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« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2005, 09:13:15 PM »

So come on tell us all your best excuse for spending time with ya motor and not ya woman.



You know i have to get the car fixed my love or we shall never get to go away this weekend. Grin Grin Grin

Works everytime! Wink Wink Wink

Then something goes wrong anmd you end up spending the weekend on the car.   Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2005, 09:14:22 PM »

dun that before she wont very appi
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2005, 09:35:11 PM »

haha! I got my ex to help me lift a vaux F20 gearbox with driveshafts attached into the shed.
She wasnt so happy when it nearly did her back in  Shocked  Undecided  (She was only small!)
Plus she didnt mind coming with me going to the scrap yard and bartering for my XE engine.
And cooked dinner for me and a mate atfer we'd spent the entire day scrapping a cavalier and she hadnt seen me once except to bring the tea.

She was a great lass...... why did I leave her again? DOH!  Embarrassed
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2005, 09:42:05 PM »

I like to see a woman in a scrap yard all dirty and that..........
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2005, 09:53:23 PM »

haha! I got my ex to help me lift a vaux F20 gearbox with driveshafts attached into the shed.
She wasnt so happy when it nearly did her back in  Shocked  Undecided  (She was only small!)
Plus she didnt mind coming with me going to the scrap yard and bartering for my XE engine.
And cooked dinner for me and a mate atfer we'd spent the entire day scrapping a cavalier and she hadnt seen me once except to bring the tea.

She was a great lass...... why did I leave her again? DOH!  Embarrassed

Ear-ache, grief, constant moaning?? Any of these ring a bell possibly?? Undecided Undecided Undecided


Sadly no.... she hardly ever gave me any TBH! Hence me getting confuzzled
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2005, 10:30:26 PM »

Sadly no. Bugger. Oh well! There must be another one out there like her!  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2005, 10:35:48 PM »

Used to work in a scrap yard and in the summer you would see chick cmming in with there boyfriends and just stand there trying to pass spanners wilst not wanting to get dirty.

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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2005, 10:36:47 PM »

Sadly no. Bugger. Oh well! There must be another one out there like her!  Cheesy

Stick with your Carlton........Its cheaper and less hassle! Grin Grin Grin

She never really cost owt either! Less than my carlton anyways!  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2005, 10:44:13 PM »

Shit dude she sounded perfect was she fugly or sumat?? Grin
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2005, 10:58:34 PM »

The fault was I was a stupid twit and let her go.  Embarrassed
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« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2005, 11:14:26 PM »

feel for ya bro I've done the same me sen..............
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« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2005, 01:04:13 PM »


Our lass has.................wait for it.....................







GIVEN ME MONEY to spend on thew Carlton! Shocked Shocked Shocked

Sorry, what's that my sweet?

Oh yeah, YOUR Carlton!

**Mutters quietly to self** (Yeah, you like to think so, baby! Grin)
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« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2005, 04:02:04 PM »

haha! Nice! But shes got her claws in now  Tongue
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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2005, 09:56:06 AM »

always works for me , if i dont fix it now itll get worse an cost twice as much Grin
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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2005, 01:29:19 PM »

was hopin ian would have said somethin i could use against him!!!! damn will find somethin when i need to!!!!

mind you he doesnt have to much to complain about!! i take him to the scrappy, help him fix his and his mates cars!! work on the monza with him till about 1 at night and then buy him dinner!!! pay for him petrol when he has a car and give him money for bits!!!!

us women arent all bad!!!!
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« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2005, 01:58:04 PM »

Will you marry me steph??
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2005, 11:35:01 PM »

her" what are you doin today??"

Me "workin on the car"

her "what you doing"

me "move abs pump coil and power steering fluid make a mount and fit york pump"

her "ow" (doesnt have a clue what I meen) "how long will you be"

me "dunno should be done at about 3 ish" ish meening dark o'clock.

Then you get a phone call at half two saying "are you done cos were all going to a barbaque at me mams"

What?? Shocked Roll Eyes Shocked

This actually happened a few days ago and is just a typical day.....................



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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2005, 06:42:06 AM »

if i did'nt spend the cash and time on my car...id have to use hers... Grin

so no probs there.... Grin


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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2005, 03:36:12 PM »


Mine's got a V6 Meega Elite Estate.  Grin Grin Grin

Bloody handy for carrying my drum kit around!
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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2005, 03:47:54 PM »

if i did'nt spend the cash and time on my car...id have to use hers... Grin

so no probs there.... Grin





Mines got a "Poxy" Fraud Escort......... Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

There is no-way on earth i'd lower myself to drive that full time! Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed

Horrible, HORRIBLE bloody thing!!! Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes


As orible as it may be you would drive it if you had nowt else.........

Better than the bus.
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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2005, 08:21:47 PM »

Will you marry me steph??


ahhh!!! would love to, unfortunately dont think ian would be very impressed!!! lol!!!

there must be another woman out there that is as stupid as me!!!!
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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2005, 08:30:49 PM »

No I am not wrong you obviously have no principles I would rather eat my own shite than get a bus when there is a car(nomatter what it is) available..................

I detest buses with a pasion I will walk first.
Do you sit and poke yourself in the eye when your bored?Huh?? Grin Grin
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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2005, 08:33:21 PM »

Will you marry me steph??


ahhh!!! would love to, unfortunately dont think ian would be very impressed!!! lol!!!

there must be another woman out there that is as stupid as me!!!!

no there aint ive tried trust me................. Grin Grin Grin
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