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You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
next in line for the bus.

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
running the wrong way.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 ..
Add another 1000 . Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10 . What is the total?
to many noughts for person suffering from dementia.

Mary's father has five daughters:

1. Nana

2. Nene

3. Nini

4. Nono

What is the name of the fifth daughter?
there isnt a fith daughter, nono was adopted. I thought you knew that.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
silly question, what does a blind man want sunglasses for?

It's really very simple.... Like you
I'm a very complicated person, even my wife doesnt understand me !

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