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melinx
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« on: November 29, 2011, 12:13:32 PM »
I see from the news this morning that the M1 is blocked because a tanker has overturned and spilled its load of 20 tons of Marmite Shocked

The Police reckon it will take about 100 tons of toast to clean it up  Tongue Grin

Edit : - It's on the news also that the coastguard has issued a special warning to shipping in the Bristol Channel to be on the lookout for a missing Vauxhall Corsa that has disappeared into the sea at Swansea Shocked

(Heading up the wrong side of the shipping lane ?)

It's all true; look at the news Wink
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« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 12:43:46 PM »
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I see from the news this morning that the M1 is blocked because a tanker has overturned and spilled its load of 20 tons if Marmite

The Police reckon it will take about 100 tons of toast to clean it up   


Mel, some people will either love that joke.......or hate it!!  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 12:45:17 PM »
Nice one Mark  Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2011, 03:11:01 PM »
The driver was eatin his Marmite sarnies admiring the view when a wave came along and said "you`re screwed"...
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 08:43:44 PM »
Best place for a Corsa, is that. Or a scrap yard.
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