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g4rth
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« on: November 20, 2011, 10:08:19 AM »

" like" " dislike" button please... Roll Eyes theres some comments on here worthy of both..lol
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 01:24:38 PM »

Don't need one; just post "wonderful/utter crap" as appropriate Wink Grin
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2011, 02:54:18 PM »

This thread sucks hairy nut sacks
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2011, 03:11:36 PM »

This thread sucks hairy nut sacks

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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2011, 03:21:43 PM »

This thread sucks hairy nut sacks

Like too
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2011, 06:03:25 PM »

This thread sucks hairy nut sacks

LOL Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2011, 06:40:03 PM »

Don't need more buttons. I don't use all the ones there are, never mind more.
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2011, 07:14:23 PM »

Don't need more buttons. I don't use all the ones there are, never mind more.

You need to buy ones with a zip. They ARE more reliable I promise you, and quicker in emergencies !.
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2011, 07:17:16 PM »

I give up.
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« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2011, 08:38:23 PM »

I give up.

I think... or rather hope he was joking
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« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2011, 09:04:31 PM »

Me, I'm always joking. Unfortunately, you can't hear words on a screen, like you can when someone is next to you. The tone of the voice is a giveaway, to my jesting.

Hopefully you'll all soon get used to me, if you ain't already done so. I'm like a bottle of fine wine, I gets better with age. Whether or not that applies to my wit, I'll you be the judge of that.

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« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2011, 09:05:18 PM »

So your old then, not another coffin dodger!
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« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2011, 09:07:16 PM »

Don't need more buttons. I don't use all the ones there are, never mind more.

You need to buy ones with a zip. They ARE more reliable I promise you, and quicker in emergencies !.

Yeah, but fumble it in an emergency and it don't half make your eyes water Cry
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« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2011, 09:20:14 PM »

@ Johnny, er, not quite that old yet. Although I haven't been well recently and when I shuffled past the cemetary, two cheeky sods chased me with shovels.

@Mel, that's why I wear joggers.
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« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2011, 09:20:22 PM »

sometimes you just cant be arsed to typ...............sod it..
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« Reply #15 on: November 20, 2011, 09:25:04 PM »

Me, I'm always joking. Unfortunately, you can't hear words on a screen, like you can when someone is next to you. The tone of the voice is a giveaway, to my jesting.

Hopefully you'll all soon get used to me, if you ain't already done so. I'm like a bottle of fine wine, I gets better with age. Whether or not that applies to my wit, I'll you be the judge of that.



Thank goodness for that. So there is hope for me yet, I mean I need to get better with age. And I dont seem to have much time left to see improvement !.
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« Reply #16 on: November 20, 2011, 09:29:45 PM »

Actually, due to arthritis, my joints are getting worse with age. Its more me, myself and I that gets better with age. Apart from me joints.
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2011, 09:43:00 PM »

Me, I'm always joking. Unfortunately, you can't hear words on a screen, like you can when someone is next to you. The tone of the voice is a giveaway, to my jesting.

That's what the smiles are for, Mr. Legs. Wink
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« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2011, 09:47:34 PM »

Wink

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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2011, 09:50:48 PM »

Never used them. Let me have a go. Here goes. Shocked Cry Roll Eyes  what the fck happened there? They didn't come out right.
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2011, 09:53:33 PM »

Now they have. When I selected them at random, they didn't appear like they should. No I've seen my post above, they have come out.   Huh 
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2011, 09:55:08 PM »

Don't need more buttons. I don't use all the ones there are, never mind more.

You need to buy ones with a zip. They ARE more reliable I promise you, and quicker in emergencies !.

Yeah, but fumble it in an emergency and it don't half make your eyes water Cry

Well.. OK I admit, I had an emergency - it was not an emergency to start with. I must have rather carelessly put it away, zipped UP and then there was that rather nasty rising sensation of pain. Panic set in when I looked down to confirm the fact that a little fold of skin was poking through the zipped up zip. Now I had to make a brave, definite and purposeful move. I realised I would only get one chance at this. So I pulled trousers away from navel and very sharply pulled zipper down. How many times have you had a piece of material catch in the zip and you cannot then unzip it again (this always happens to our tent door when I wish to avail myself of a wheel arch). Someone must have been looking down on me as the zip miraculously unzipped for once.
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2011, 10:00:54 PM »

Jogging pants are a godsend. Can't trap the old one eyed snake in them!
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2011, 10:02:33 PM »

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . .. having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2011, 10:39:16 PM »

Thats frighteningly true. Now how can you now stretch the time frame to 90 please !.
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